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Zelig's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,300 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Bad Call Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fish Food Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Merbobos Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Where To? Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Ironic Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Pushy Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Rocky Rage Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Spiffy Supporter Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Typhoon Time Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not Unlocked 9/8/12
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
Bloody Chum Unlocked 9/8/12
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 9/8/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 9/8/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 9/8/12
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 29/100 (295/2,000 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/26/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 3/4/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! 10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers 50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Roman Partytime! Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Pity Party 25 Points T_T

Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/6/11
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/3/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 11/14/10
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle Almost-God 10 Points Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle True-God 50 Points Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Bombs Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Dead Bird Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Controller Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won Unlocked 2/21/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 2/21/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!

Medals Earned: 30/44 (335/500 points)

FPA: Sneak Peek

A tiny trial Unlocked 2/26/11
5 Points
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
For Science! Unlocked 2/26/11
25 Points
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
An awesome trial 25 Points Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Challenge Accepted! 50 Points Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)

Hippolyta

Epic Fail Unlocked 3/15/10
5 Points
Fail 20 times
Medium Jumper Unlocked 3/15/10
5 Points
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger Unlocked 3/15/10
5 Points
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper Unlocked 3/15/10
5 Points
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)